I don’t wash my hands every time after going to the bathroom because I don’t want to aggravate my dry skin too much. But I want everyone to think I’ve washed my hands so after I flush I turn on the faucet and let the water run for people to hear. I want it to be believable though, so I mime washing my hands to make sure I let the water run for exactly how long it would take me to really do it.
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I used to use napkins to open doors for public restrooms (I hardly use them because I know how gross people are) but...
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This is exactly why...leave any public restroom and avoid shaking
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